One fine sunny day a man was walking along the beach in France when he came across a bottle. He pulled the cork and of course out popped the genie and said,
"Thanks for setting me free I'm the genie of the bottle and I will grant you one wish, but please remember this is my first attempt at granting wishes, I am an apprentice and I don't know if I can do every wish!"
The man thinks for a short while and says,
" I'm scared of flying and I love driving my car and my greatest wish is to drive to America, can you build a bridge across the Atlantic?"
The genie says,
"Thats almost impossible, think of all that concrete and steel not to mention the thousands of street lights!"
"OK" says the man "That was a difficult, but then I wish that I could understand women?"
"Was that a 3-lane or 4-lane bridge" replies the genie!