Thread: Dead Duck

A lady walks in to her local vet with a very limp duck.

"Can you help my little duck as it does not seem vey well"

The vet gets out his stethescope and listens and then says "your duck is dead"

How can that be she crys, he was allright last night.
All you have done is checked him with your stethescope.

The vet walks out the room and comes back a little while later with a labrador, it jumps up on the table and sniffs the duck from top to tail, turns around and with the big sorry eyes and shakes its head No.

He takes the dog away and a few minutes later comes in with a cat.
The cat gets up on the table and checks out the duck from top to tail then turns around with the big eyes and shakes its head No.

The vet takes the cat away and comes back and hands the lady the bill.

What $150.00 just to tell me the duck is dead.

Well it would have been $25.00 but you wanted lab reports and a cat scan.