A good Thursday chuckle if you haven't seen it before !
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> Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour
> peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was
> doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish
> died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried
> him."
> The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
> isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
> because he's inside your ****ing cat."