Thread: Dear Diary

Wouldn't they scratch your head though or do you use domesticated possums?

No you gotta break the ribs near the spine and it's ok

Originally Posted by ernknot

Turn em all into Davey Crockett hats I say!

Chad Morgan fan I see

Originally Posted by LineLefty

I'm used to having foreign pests in Australia, not australia pests in other countries. :confused:

I've seen you Aussie buggers backpacking all over the world.....

A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a
friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been
unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the attic and got
an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie
appeared and allowed her three wishes.

"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again."

"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again."

"And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince."

*POOF*

As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins,
and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman. She turned as the
handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now
I'll bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little
operation"