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  1. 1st September 2006, 04:16 PM #1
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    Default "Dear Diary,

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
    Helllooooo? It's been a year!
    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
    He didn't call back.
    Guess I won that stupid argument."
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    Is there an echo in here?
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    Fixed now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
    Helllooooo? It's been a year!
    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
    He didn't call back.
    Guess I won that stupid argument."

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
    Helllooooo? It's been a year!
    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
    He didn't call back.
    Guess I won that stupid argument."
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    I 'spose I could have left it for you to fix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
    Fixed now.
    Well I'm glad Stuart captured it, otherwise I would just look stupid..............er.
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    Come now chaps, this is bandwidth we will never recover you realise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    Come now chaps, this is bandwidth we will never recover you realise?
    Buzz off Benny, you'll get my thread deleted. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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    Bl--dy Wowser Cliff:mad: :mad: :mad:
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    Yeah well, some people don't have your sense of humour Benny ('cos you can't give it away ) & this is the jokes forum so you are supposed to try to be funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    Bl--dy Wowser Cliff:mad: :mad: :mad:
    Psst benny, lookit the smiley in the header of Cliff's post...

    Sheesh, long week guys?
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    Nah that Cliff is one mean guy, he's always teasing me
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    Nah that Cliff is one mean guy, he's always teasing me
    Yeah, but other than the teasing and wowsing over the price of bananas he's not so bad .
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    ...... he's always teasing me
    Or trying to get you in the poop for misbehaving.
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    Me misbehave? I'm just misunderstood.
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