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18th September 2006, 09:20 PM #1
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Death Wish
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot...If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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