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  1. 24th August 2011, 08:52 PM #1
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    Default The Deer.

    Eddie was asked ;

    What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?

    No Eye Deer ( No Idea )

    This was on the TV tonight.

    Got to send this one to the Grandsons.
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    What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

    Still no eye deer.

    There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room.
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    Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
    A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?

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    A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.

    "Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."
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    What do you call a deaf deer?

    Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.
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    What do you call a one-legged woman?
    Ilene. boom boom.

    What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
    Irene. tish boom.
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    ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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    what do you call a deer with a glass eye?

    new eye deer
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    a fsh.

    (works better in spoken form)
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?

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    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk
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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Useless.
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
    Still no flaming idea.


    I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.


    Deer God!! Make it stop!!!
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