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Thread: Dentist of the year
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26th July 2018, 09:54 PM #1
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Dentist of the year
Elizabeth went to the dentist today. They now have joke of the week displayed at reception. This one hurts more than the drill:
What does dentist of the year get ?
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A little plaque...
In fact it hurts more than the bill...I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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26th July 2018, 11:47 PM #2
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After a joke like that you deserve root canal work....
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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Ray
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2nd August 2018, 01:34 PM #3
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Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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4th August 2018, 03:45 PM #4rrich Guest
As a result of the need for a root canal, I was in the dentist's chair a few days ago. Everyone thought that the joke was funny.
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4th August 2018, 07:28 PM #5
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Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?
Two-thirty....Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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6th August 2018, 08:18 AM #6
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Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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6th August 2018, 10:05 AM #7
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My dentist needs some humour in his life, he’s a miserable burger.
By that I mean he’s always looking down in the mouth...Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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6th August 2018, 12:53 PM #8
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It just keeps giving doesn't it ?
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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6th August 2018, 08:38 PM #9
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Plaque for the month. Crown for dentist of the year.
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7th August 2018, 02:18 PM #10
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How do they choose the winner.
Brace yourself......
They cross that bridge when they come to it!
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7th August 2018, 03:09 PM #11rrich Guest
I had a bridge made and I asked the dentist to make sure that I could get a threader under it for flossing. He made a tunnel. Originally Posted by Carry Pine
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7th August 2018, 04:49 PM #12
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...for the bit between the teeth...
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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8th August 2018, 02:27 PM #13
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No. So as not to Harbour ( tunnel) any bacteria .
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9th August 2018, 01:14 AM #14
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These puns are so bad they need to be capped
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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9th August 2018, 12:57 PM #15
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Or extracted. Originally Posted by rwbuild
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