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Thread: If I Died, Would You....?
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9th October 2005, 08:59 AM #1
If I Died, Would You....?
A wife asks her husband, "If I died would you re-marry?"
Wisely, the husband answers, "After an appropriate time for mourning, I would consider it."
"Would your new wife live in this house with you?" "Yes," he answers, where else would you expect her to live?"
Would she sleep in our bed?" Hesitatingly he answers, "Dear, if you died and I remarried, of course she would sleep in our bed." What else would you expect?"
"Would she use my golf clubs?" she asked. Oh, no, she's left handed."
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