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28th November 2007, 09:44 PM #1
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Diet.
Barry was walking along the street when he was
approached by an ex woodturner who was obviously
down on his luck.
He commented to Barry, "I have not eaten for a week".
Barry replied, "Geez, I wish I had your willpower".
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28th November 2007, 10:22 PM #2
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Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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29th November 2007, 09:05 AM #3
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Wheelin told me he hates meeting up with you
Originally Posted by munruben
Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.
... cos you keep putting the bite on him.
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29th November 2007, 09:09 AM #4
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Its terrible after he's bitten me I have to have his teeth removed and hand them back you'd think he'd use CA or Epoxy to keep them in
Mind you they are well carved wooden ones nice timber too
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29th November 2007, 09:13 AM #5
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29th November 2007, 09:14 AM #6
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Originally Posted by echnidna
its been tried I enjoyed it to much
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29th November 2007, 09:34 AM #7
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Originally Posted by echnidna
Do we need to make an appointment.
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29th November 2007, 04:53 PM #8
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You don't have to be mad to be in here, but it helps.
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FSIL came up with this at breakfast
Best diet he can recommend is "siting down to eat wearing only your underwear"
it would turn you off food for life possibly your family too.
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