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    Default Diet +

    Allan, who spent all his money buying books of old jokes, was wandering the country humping the bluey and knocked on John's door.

    "Can you help me? I haven't eaten in four days."

    John replied, "Force yourself man, force yourself."

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    With all Allan's dieting his wife was happy she could put her arms around him again
    Kids were disappointed no fat jolly santa anymore

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