Thread: discharge from the hospital

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the nurse wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down the nurse asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."