Thread: Doctors Dilemma

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of their two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space...





Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist.


They put up a sign reading: *Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones*Hysterias & Posteriors*


The town council was livid and insisted they change it.


So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*


This was also not acceptable.


They again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics* - no go.


Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*


- thumbs down again.


Then came.. *Minds and Behinds*


- still no good.


Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes*


-unacceptable again!


So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance


*Nuts and Butts* - no way


*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good


*Loons and Moons* - forget it!


Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & D. Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*


Everyone loved it!