Thread: Good Doggie

A butcher was working, very busy. He noticed a dog in his shop and
shooed him away. Later, he noticed the dog was back again.
He walked over to the dog, and saw the dog had a note in his mouth.
The butcher took the note. It read, "Can I have 12 sausages and a
leg of lamb, please." The butcher looked and, lo and behold, in the
dog's mouth there was a ten dollar bill.
So the butcher took the money, put the sausages and lamb in a bag,
and placed it in the dog's mouth.
The butcher is very impressed, and since it was closing time, he
decided to close up shop and follow the dog.
The dog is walking down the street and came to a crossing. He put
down the bag, jumped up and pressed the crossing button. Then he
waited patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. It did and
he walked across the road, with the butcher followed.
The canine then came to a bus stop, and started looking at the
timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checked out
the times then sat on one of the seats to wait for the bus.
Along came a bus. The dog looked at the number, noticed it was the
right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, followed
him onto the bus.
The bus traveled through town and out to the suburbs. Eventually
the dog got up, moved to the front of the bus, and stood on his hind
legs, pushed the button to stop the bus. The dog got off, groceries
still in his mouth, and the butcher still following.
They walk down the road and the dog approached a house. He walked
up the path, and dropped the groceries on the step.
Then he went back down the path, took a big run, and threw himself
-whap!- against the door. He went back down the path, took another run
and threw himself -whap!- against the door again!
There was no answer at the door, so the dog went back down the
path, jumped up on a narrow wall, and walked along the perimeter of
the garden. He got to a window, and banged his head against it several
times. He walked back, jumped off the wall, and waited at the door.
The butcher watched as a big guy opened the door, and started
laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
The butcher ran up and stopped the guy, "What the heck are you
doing? This dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for Heaven's sake!"
The guy responded, "Clever, my foot. This is the second time this
week he forgot his key!"


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