Thread: Domestically Challenged

Although a bright and able man, my husband is almost completely
helpless when faced with even the simplest domestic chore.

One day, in exasperation, I pointed out to him that our friend,
Betty, had taught her husband Frank to cook, sew and do laundry, and
that if anything ever happened to Betty, Frank would be able to care
for himself.

Then I said, "What would you do if anything happened to me?"

After considering that possibility for a moment, my husband said
happily, "I'd move in with Frank."