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21st January 2020, 09:51 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Donald Trump on a fact-finding visit.
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,
'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'
The American diplomats break into a huddle to discuss the matter.
After a heated discussion, their spokesman turns to the undertaker and tells him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is taken aback and asks,
'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when he could be buried here, in this beautiful and historic country, and it would cost you only $100?
The diplomat replies,
'Long, long ago a famous man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take that risk.'To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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