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29th January 2015, 12:18 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Drinking buddies
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked asaircraft mechanics in Melbourne,Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel andgetabuzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane boozeand get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good hefeels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand'
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