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  1. #1
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    Default Drive through ATMs

    Drive Through ATM Procedures

    Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

    MALE PROCEDURE

    * 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

    * 2 Put down your car window.

    * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

    * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

    * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    * 6 Put window up.

    * 7 Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE

    * 1 Drive up to cash machine.

    * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

    * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

    * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

    * 5 Turn the radio down.

    * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

    * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

    * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

    * 9 Insert card.

    * 10 Re-insert card the right side up

    * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

    * 12 Enter PIN.

    * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

    * 14 Enter amount of cash required.

    * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

    * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

    * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

    * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

    * 19 Re-check make-up again.

    * 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

    * 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

    * 22 Retrieve card.

    * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

    * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.

    * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

    * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    * 27 Release Parking Brake.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Hope the ladies see the funny side
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Dear John,

    Nos.15 & 19 are obviously because they're figuring that there could be a camera in the machine...

    Nos. 20 to 22, and 25 to 27 are superb.... Just so..... female.

    Best Wishes,
    Batpig.

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    You disappointed me John.

    For it to be a "drive through" ATM I expected to see
    a Holden ute back through the doors of a shopping centre,
    smashing all and sundry in its tracks, then a couple of
    hooded blokes throw the ATM into the back of the ute
    before taking off.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    For it to be a "drive through" ATM I expected to see a Holden ute back through the doors of a shopping centre,
    Nah... a Cat 998 Front-end Loader. Puts the "through" back in Drive-thru.

    Can conduct transactions on a whole bank of ATMs simultaneously, and still have room to pick up that cute teller you've been eying off...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Not a word.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    F 11.5 Consult Braille alphabet, to verify correct buttons to push.

    Cheers,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    thought it about right . cheers bob

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