Thread: Elderly Driver

I was sitting on my lawn having a quiet beer and reading when I was
startled by a fairly late model car that crashed through my hedge and
came to rest just in front of me.

I helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

I noted, "It's quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age."

"Yes," she replied. "I"m old enough that I don't need a license any more."

"How is that possible?"

"The last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver's
license.

I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, and as he cut the license into pieces he said,
'You won't be needing this any more.

So I thanked him and drove home."