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17th January 2008, 10:12 PM #1
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Electric Chair
Allan got a job on the railways collecting tickets
One night while collecting tickets a group of youths harassed him so much
that he had to take matters into his own hands and get violent with them
Unfortunately he gave one kid such a beating the kid dies
Allan was sentenced to death via the electric chair
On the day
Allan was strapped into the chair in-front of a small audience
the executioner set the control to 500volts and pulled the switch
Allan sat there unscathed with no reaction.
The executioner then set the control to 1000volts and pulled the switch.
Allen still sat there with no reaction
The executioner then set the control to 1500volts and pulled the switch
Still no reaction
The executioner then set the control to 2000volts and pulled the switch
Still Nothing
The executioner then set the control to 3000volts and pulled the switch
Still nothing
The executioner says gee I don't understand they are usually dead by now
Allans boss who was in the audience yells out
"Well he never was a good CONDUCTOR"Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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17th January 2008, 10:16 PM #2
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17th January 2008, 10:23 PM #3
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So that's why Allan is such a bright spark
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David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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17th January 2008, 10:25 PM #4
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18th January 2008, 09:20 AM #5
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5/5 would have been more if it had kept on Track
its good to see that Allan got the blame as he does in the joke forum elsewhere also
Its also good that he had not become Terminal otherwise we would have one less joke TellerLast edited by wheelinround; 19th January 2008 at 08:07 AM. Reason: CORRECTIONS TO KEEP ON TRACK WITH NEV'S CHANGES
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18th January 2008, 09:31 AM #6
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18th January 2008, 09:01 PM #7
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Sorry Nev,
You lost me pretty early.
Why was John sentenced to death when it was
me, (allegedly), that committed the crime.
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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18th January 2008, 09:20 PM #8
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LOL read it again
Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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18th January 2008, 09:24 PM #9
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18th January 2008, 09:35 PM #10
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Well, I could have sworn .... but to no avail.
, with big axe in hand may have been watching.
Allan
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19th January 2008, 10:32 AM #11
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