Thread: The Emu & The Truckie.

An Aussie Truckie walks into an Outback Cafe' with a full grown Emu behind him. the Waitress asks for their Orders.
The Truckie says, ' A Hamburger, Chips & Coke ' & turns to the Emu, 'Whats Yours?' 'I'll have the same' says the Emu.
A short later the Waitress returns with the Order. " That will be $9.40 please,' reaches into his pocket & pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the Man & the Emu return, ' A Hamburger, Chips & Coke'. The Emu says ' I'll have the same'.
Again the Truckie reaches into his pocket & pays with the exact change.
This becomes routine until the Two enter again. ' The usual?' asks the Waitress'.
' No, its Friday Night, so I'll have a Steak, Baked Potato & a Salad' says the Man. ' Same' says the Emu.
Shortly the Waitress brings the Order & says, 'that will be $ 32.62'.
Again the Man reaches into his Pocket, & produces the correct change.
Waitress is mistified. ' How come you give me the correct change every time your order your food'.
'I was cleaning out the back Shed & found an old Lamp, so I give it a rub & out pops a Genie. ' Says the Genie, I will give you 2 wishes, & the Truckie says, ' every time I buy anything, I would like to have the right amount of money in my Pocket '. ' Granted '.
The Waitress was amazed saying ' that means if you want a Rolls Royce or even a Beer, you will always have the right change'. That is very clever of you', she said to the man. ' That is even better than being a Millionaire'.
' So whats with the Emu ' she asks.
' Well my 2nd. wish was for A long legged bird with a very nice bottom, & agrees with everything I say'?.