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14th August 2019, 01:46 PM #1SENIOR MEMBER
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The engagement ring
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewellery store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girl at his side. He
told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweller said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account'.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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14th August 2019, 04:02 PM #2
It’s only the first of three rings;
1: The engagement ring
2: The wedding ring
3: The suffering.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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14th August 2019, 06:54 PM #3
She did not know she had been raped until the cheque bounced.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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