Thread: Enzo

Enzo, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor

is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and as sharp as a tack; "..how

do you stay in such great physical condition?"



"I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says Enzo, "and that's why I'm in such good

shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.

I have a glass of vino, and all is well."



"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to

it. How old was your Father when he died?"

"Who said he was dead?"



The doctor is amazed. "'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still

alive...how old is he?"



"He's 100 years old," says Enzo "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and

then we went to the topless beach for a walk ....and had a little vino and

that's why he's still alive.....he's Italian .....he's a golfer, too."



"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than

that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?"



"Who said my grandfather ' s dead?"



Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your

grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"



"He's 118 years old" says the old Italian golfer.



The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing

with you this morning too?"



"No, No he couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."



At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married? Why would

a 118 year- old guy want to get married?"



"Who said he wanted to?