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1st July 2020, 05:20 PM #1SENIOR MEMBER
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On Facebook today
I was at the bank today and the teller was handing out condoms. The man in front of me smiled and winked and as he gave it back said “Oh I need a MUCH bigger one than this.” The teller said “No sir. It goes on your finger for the ATM.”
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4th July 2020, 02:54 PM #2
I used to have those little finger stalls for gluing up windtunnel test buildings at the Uni using cyanoacrylide
glue and zip kicker to prevent my fingers becoming permanently attached to the job whilst holding bits together.
It was fun to leave a few around the other guys benches.
Always brought the ‘gee you must have a tiny one’ comment.
H.Jimcracks for the rich and/or wealthy. (aka GKB '88)
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4th July 2020, 07:18 PM #3GOLD MEMBER
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Has anyone ever noticed the serial number on them???
NO, obviously you haven't rolled them on far enough.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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7th July 2020, 03:18 PM #4
OMG.
I remember getting a laugh in high school. Some wag looking to throw me off balance said out loud in front of a group of kids, "what's a condom?" to which I immediately replied a piece of gladwrap and a rubber band. Laughter all round and protagonist put in his place...
With innovations like that no wonder I ended up in engineering....I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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