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    Default It's just not fair.

    When Miley Cyrus licks a hammer it's called "art" and "music".

    When I do it, the cops think I am drunk and they escort me
    out of Bunnings.

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    Recycling jokes again, Allan? 'Tis a good joke though.

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    Have to recycle now and again mate, otherwise
    the young blokes on here will never learn anything new.


    Allan
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    We're ALL young blokes, at heart anyway.
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    Age is just a set of numbers.
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    I was kinda expecting the old "It's not right and it's not fair, Kamahl's left leg that is"...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Have to recycle now and again mate, otherwise
    the young blokes on here will never learn anything new.


    Allan
    I'm one of the young ones Allan! And Miley Cyrus didn't lick a hammer until two years ago.

    I reckon you recycle jokes for the members of the group who have forgotten about reading them the first time around...






    Oh, I have another good joke for you;

    When Miley Cyrus licks a.....oh wait....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG View Post
    I reckon you recycle jokes for the members of the group who have forgotten about reading them the first time around...

    I represent that remark, I think
    Kryn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    Age is just a set of numbers.
    ... and it's also a newspaper.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    ... and it's also a newspaper.

    Allan
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Reminds me of the bloke in the looney bin who was given a phone book to read.

    His review, "great cast but lousy plot"
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