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  1. 24th September 2010, 03:26 PM #1
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    Default Fairy Tales

    A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with
    'Once Upon A Time?'"

    He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
    with 'If elected I promise...'"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  3. 24th September 2010, 08:57 PM #2
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    Who are you calling a fairy?


    signed,

    T. Abbott

    What's a speaker anyway?
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  4. 24th September 2010, 09:23 PM #3
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    Default carbon tax

    And I didn't promise not to have a carbon tax.

    Red J.

    p.s. diamonds are made from carbon, so we need to tax anyone who wants to get married.
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  5. 25th September 2010, 09:09 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Ward View Post
    p.s. diamonds are made from carbon, so we need to tax anyone who wants to get married.
    They should get carbon credits for sequestering the carbon and keeping it out of the atmosphere.
    Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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  6. 25th September 2010, 09:55 AM #5
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    Default carbon credits

    Gregt idea.....
    Don't share this idea with anyone... but also....
    We could set up a company selling pencils to schools again (get rid of biros) and make millions re-selling the credits to the greens.
    I think a carbon tax will make lot of money for the banks, so we could get a bit as well
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