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Thread: The old fart test #2!
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28th February 2009, 11:05 AM #1
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The old fart test #2!
THE OLD FART TEST #2!
1. Almost everthing hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!
2. You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere!
3. You get winded playing Chess!
4. You know all the answers, but nobody ask you the questions!
5. You look forward to a dull evening!
6. You sit on a rocking chair and can't get it going!
7. Your knees buckle but your belt won't!
8. The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your Wife!
9. You have been flying R/C airplanes for years but still prefer flying a trainer!
If You remember 70% to 80 % , YOU ARE A CARD CARRYING
" OLD FART "
like me !
Got this HERE
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28th February 2009, 11:23 AM #2
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Hey you, i resemble this.
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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28th February 2009, 07:28 PM #3
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Every thing but the little gray haired lady.
My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
I figure the first gray hair will be the end
of her.
Last year at the airshow:
I married her because of her wonderful mind.
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28th February 2009, 07:34 PM #4
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Yer PAPA I can see her wonderfull mind,Not bad at all.
Originally Posted by Papa
Every thing but the little gray haired lady.
My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
I figure the first gray hair will be the end
of her.
Last year at the airshow:
I married her because of her wonderful mind.
My little old lady is blonde too.Only thing is,it is silver under neath.
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28th February 2009, 09:04 PM #5
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Cradle Snatcher Originally Posted by Papa
Every thing but the little gray haired lady.
My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
I figure the first gray hair will be the end
of her.
Last year at the airshow:
I married her because of her wonderful mind.
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
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1st March 2009, 03:02 AM #6
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Get'em young and train them right!Cradle Snatcher
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1st March 2009, 07:56 AM #7
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Did it work? Originally Posted by Papa
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1st March 2009, 08:16 AM #8
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Don't know yet, only been together 14 years! Originally Posted by
Did it work?
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