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Thread: New Father
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26th September 2015, 11:29 AM #1
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New Father
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth
of his son, was determined to do everything right.
"So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the
hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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26th September 2015, 01:08 PM #2
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Obviously an only child and never been around other families.
Will he be in for a rude shock.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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27th September 2015, 10:43 AM #3
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more like a howling success
I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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27th September 2015, 10:50 AM #4
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