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    Romeo & Juliet lay dead in a locked room. A shelf is broken, he carpet is wet and there is broken glass on the floor.

    What happened?
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    Okay, what's the answer

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    (PSSST!! FC!! R & J are of the piscine persuasion. )
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    Skew got it... sorry for the delay in answer have been on course down in Melbourne for the last month without regular net.
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    Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find.

    She was in luck, the shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard.

    Polly was delighted.

    However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word, so she returned to the shop to complain. Sadly, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said and refused a refund.

    Why didn't the parrot talk?
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    Deaf parrot

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    Shoulda kept my mouth shut. Your turn...
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    Well?

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    hole in the ground
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    Quote Originally Posted by corbs View Post
    hole in the ground
    Correct

    Your turn

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    Using Australian coins how would you give 55 cents change (in two coins) if one of the coins is not a 5 cent piece?
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    50 cent piece and a sixpence coin?

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    The coin's that not 5c is a 50c piece. The other coin is a 5c piece?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    The coin's that not 5c is a 50c piece. The other coin is a 5c piece?
    That's probly it

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    Well?

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