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  1. 4th July 2008, 05:57 PM #1
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    After dying, you get 'upstairs' and find that no-one can talk or ask questions. They just float around in seeming bliss. Since you've always wanted to meet Adam, how would you identify him?
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    By the lack of a belly button?
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    Now, it's your turn.

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    Very subtle!
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    Ah, hmm, it is harder to ask jokes than to answer them.... Let me think .., ah, try this oldie...

    How do you get out of a room that has no doors or windows (yep, there is a ceiling and a floor, but no opening on either). The only other object in the room, other than yourself, is a table?
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    Thinks . Nup, maybe I need a mirror?
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    Smash the table in half, then put it back together to make a whole. Climb under the wall through said hole and you're free.
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    FC's turn....
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    Hrmm...

    What has eyes but no ears, Skin but no hair and is brown outside and white inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post
    Smash the table in half, then put it back together to make a whole. Climb under the wall through said hole and you're free.
    I'll pay that, but the answer I was thinking of is..

    Rub your eyes until they're sore, take the saw and cut the table in half, ... (the rest you got ).
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post
    Hrmm...

    What has eyes but no ears, Skin but no hair and is brown outside and white inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisp View Post
    I'll pay that, but the answer I was thinking of is..

    Rub your eyes until they're sore, take the saw and cut the table in half, ... (the rest you got ).
    Then, when you get outside, you shout and shout until you are hoarse, jump oon the horse, ride away and are never seen again- we hope...
    The collecting of facts is not the gaining of wisdom, or even knowledge; knowing that the earth is round does not prevent our falling off the edge of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    After dying, you get 'upstairs' and find that no-one can talk or ask questions. They just float around in seeming bliss. Since you've always wanted to meet Adam, how would you identify him?
    Probably find him hanging out with Eve ning sessions on the computer
    locked into the Ubeaut Woodworking Forum site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    A SPUD
    Mr Calm is up, your turn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Mr Calm is up, your turn...
    Pass greg you have another go. blank brain when its needed sorry
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