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29th November 2014, 08:40 PM #1
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Flawless MALE LOGIC.
Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman
o you drink beer?Man:YesWoman
ow many beers a day? Man
sually about 3 Womanow much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman:And how long have you been drinking? Man:About 20 years, I suppose Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day whichputs your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man
orrect Woman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting forinflation,the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000,correct? Manorrect Womano you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Mano you drink beer? Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari then?
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30th November 2014, 08:28 AM #2
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30th November 2014, 10:23 AM #3
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Yes, it's not only good for the skin, it rearranges facial features, loses body weight, and more.
Originally Posted by AlexS
... the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.
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30th November 2014, 04:53 PM #4
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duck Originally Posted by AlexS
On top of that, it's probably less than she spends on make up, and the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.
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30th November 2014, 06:13 PM #5
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That is why alcohol was invented, to make ugly people look better.
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4th December 2014, 09:34 PM #6
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WRONG. I drink every nite before the news and no pollie looks better than they did before
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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4th December 2014, 10:53 PM #7
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This is a beer ad from the US a few years ago...
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