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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
    "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of
    us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
    stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
    disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the
    germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
    dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell
    me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years
    after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
    the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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    Cheers Fred



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    Good one, Ray.

    From more than a year ago, but can't find it here now:

    Scientists have discovered a dietary supplement that reduces a woman's desire for intimacy. The exact chemical composition has not yet been determined, but the generic form is known as "wedding cake."

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    Joe
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    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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