Thread: Old Friends

John and Allan had not seen each other in many years.
Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally John invited Allan to visit him in his new apartment.
"I have a wife and three children and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.
Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with
your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left
elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall
until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your
right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me ... what is all this business of kicking the front
door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."