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    Default So this frog goes into a bank ...

    So this frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    (you're gonna love this)


    (its a real treat)



    (a masterpiece)


    (wait for it)





    The bank manager looks back at her and says...

    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
    Have a lovely day

    Richard

    I stole this from the WebFishingClub - good one Matt and thanks for the joke

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    Bloody hell Richard you reckon my jokes are bad.
    Cheers
    Barry
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Cricky Daddles,.. you realy need to get out more....
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    That was bad. I like it.
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    Pun, in my opinion the finest form of humour. Keep it up Daddles.

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    LOL
    Greatest Movie Quote Ever: "Its good to be the king!"
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    That was excruciating! Well done, Richard.
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    It's stayed with me all day . You bastrad

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