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    Default The funeral

    A woman was attending the funeral of her husband and many of the family and friends stepped up the microphone to give a eulogy.
    one man said to thr widow “Would you mind if I went to the microphone to say something?”
    She said,”Of course not”
    He went to the microphone and said “Plethora”
    She said “Thank you very much, you know it means a lot”
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Bugga. I can't find the GROAN button.

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    Defenestration should be applied here.

    but I wouldn't want to offend anyone
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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