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1st July 2010, 09:18 PM #1
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Funeral Joke
A famous cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral .... I'm a proctologist."Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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1st July 2010, 09:27 PM #2
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1st July 2010, 10:59 PM #3
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I'm going to look it up now.
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1st July 2010, 11:40 PM #4
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While you are at it, look up gynecologist.
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2nd July 2010, 09:14 PM #5
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In the version sent to me, he was in fact a gynecologist. But I thought a proctologist would be funnier.
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
While you are at it, look up gynecologist.
Cheers,
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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6th July 2010, 01:02 PM #6
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6th July 2010, 01:28 PM #7
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