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    Default Funeral Worries

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
    A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
    The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When all eyes stared at him, he said .......
    "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynaecologist".

    The proctologist fainted.

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    I've seen one of my ex wives at 2 funerals, the worst part, was not one of them were hers.
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