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Thread: Funerals
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7th September 2007, 08:43 PM #1
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Funerals
The well-loved cardiac surgeon passed on and everyone attended the cremation service... And it was emotional... the beautiful coffin on the slideway, and an enormous heart made of red roses... and as the coffin rolled away the heart opened up like swing doors...
Then a chuckle came from a man at the back of the congregation... And the guy next to him asked "what's funny mate?"
And the man said, "I was thinking about when I pass on - I'm a gynaecologist..!"
Old fred passed on, and his widow was at the funeral... nice service... but there was a sharp corner at the exit, and as the bearers were carrying Fred out, they bumped the coffin against the corner...
Well... moans came from the coffin and they opened it up - and old Fred had come back to life...
He lived another 10 years... but eventually died (again) and the widow found herself at his second funeral... beautiful service... and as the bearers were carryin Fred out, the widow said "...and be careful of that bloody corner..."
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7th September 2007, 09:14 PM #2
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Could have been worse, could have been a proctologist
Originally Posted by Jedo_03
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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7th September 2007, 09:38 PM #3
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Doctor Proctor...
Nowt wrang wi proctocology...
Jedo MB MS FRACS FRACP AssProf Royal College of Proctology
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7th September 2007, 09:45 PM #4
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7th September 2007, 10:00 PM #5
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Proctocology
Well...
Y' haf to keep y' hand in... Eh....?
Ah'm saying nowt else - fear ah get a reprimand from the authorities...
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8th September 2007, 03:23 PM #6
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My friend was a crossword puzzle specialist and
he died last week.
They buried him 10 down by 5 across.
Allan
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