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    Default A few funnies

    I was just wondering, does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through bunnings or is it me??

    Men say that women should come with instructions...............
    What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions.

    Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening!!!!

    I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than other people.

    EXERCISE, I thought you said "Extra fries"

    So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out???

    Instead of cleaning house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders and think WOW my house looks clean!!!

    The Officer said "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed, I now need bail money.

    To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn't live without you.

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    I'm not short, I just have an economy of height.
    Tom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    I'm not short, I just have an economy of height.
    Under tall???

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    Those whose heads are below mine are vertically challenged.

    Many companies do not employ tall staff. That way they are short staffed.

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