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  1. 3rd March 2008, 09:31 PM #1
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    Two retired English officers were sitting in their armchairs in a London club reading their respective papers.

    "By Jove," said one, looking over the top of ‘The Times,’ "do you remember old Simmonds during the War? I thought he'd died, but it turns out they've found him after 60 years living up a tree with a gorilla."

    "I say. Male or female gorilla?"

    "Female of course. Nothing queer about old Simmonds."
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    You come up with some queer jokes
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    wheres tarzan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    wheres tarzan?
    Didn't you know Bob he's with the male gorilla. he's just come out of the closet..
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