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15th July 2018, 01:44 PM #1
George and the dragon
A homeless guy is walking along a country lane, tired and hungry, when he sees a pub named "George and the Dragon".
Although it is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of the window and asked
what he wanted.
"Could I have some food please?" he asked.
The woman, not at all impressed with his appearance sternly replied, "No".
"Any chance of a pint of ale then please?", he asked.
Again she refused and was quite blunt with him in her reply.
"Can I please sleep in your barn then?", he enquired.
By this time she was quite agitated and the homeless guy said, "Well then, can I ..."
She then interrupted him and said, "What now?"
He answered, "Can I please have a quick word with George?"Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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24th July 2018, 05:47 AM #2rrich Guest
Allan,
I absolutely love the subtlety. I showed it to SWMBO and it went a good 3 Meters over her head.
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25th July 2018, 11:30 PM #3
To quote the great Fog Horn Leg Horn. That was about as “subtle as a hand grenadade in a barrel of oats”
TTLearning to make big bits of wood smaller......
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26th July 2018, 02:58 PM #4rrich Guest
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26th July 2018, 07:38 PM #5
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