Thread: The Gift

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly clerks and
insane regulations at the Motor Registry, I stopped at
a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained ,
"I've spent the afternoon at the RTA."

"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you
going back there?"