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15th October 2012, 04:13 PM #1
The Gift
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
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"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?
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"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
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