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27th August 2008, 08:16 PM #1
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A Gift from a Husband to His Wife
The wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to
100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this…
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But her husband presented her with something very different...
Attachment 81817
The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!
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29th August 2008, 12:23 AM #2
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Should have gotten her some thing that goes tick , tick ,tick,tick, BOOM . 0 to 100 pieces in 4 seconds .
insanity is a state of mind if you don't mind it does not matter.
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29th August 2008, 12:26 AM #3
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I once had a girlfriend who was a little too pushy towards hinting at marriage. She told me that she wanted something "round with diamonds on it" for her birthday. I gave her a 4" diamond cutting disk.
True story.
Peter.
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29th August 2008, 12:30 AM #4
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Peter
How long were you in hospital?
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29th August 2008, 12:46 AM #5
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We weren't together for long after that. And I can't quite figure out why...
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30th August 2008, 12:05 AM #6
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You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?
Originally Posted by PeteMan
insanity is a state of mind if you don't mind it does not matter.
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30th August 2008, 12:17 PM #7
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I wouldn't have dared - who knows what she could have done with it? Originally Posted by rodent
You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Ain't that the truth!
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