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  1. 18th July 2005, 08:20 PM #1
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    A refresher course .... . It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A

    man only needs to be:



    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate



    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be very rich

    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls



    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself 52. give

    her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of

    space, never worrying about where she goes 54. give the authority but

    never expect her to be responsible 55. give her the last word no matter

    what the cost to your life and limb



    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



    56. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she

    makes.







    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:



    1. Show up naked

    2. Fix him something to eat.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  3. 18th July 2005, 08:24 PM #2
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    I love it!!!
    Some People are like slinky's,
    They serve no purpose at all,
    but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.
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  4. 18th July 2005, 09:06 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

    1. Show up naked

    2. Fix him something to eat.
    And let him buy all the tools an WW stuff he wants...

    Cheers!
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  5. 18th July 2005, 09:21 PM #4
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    The wombat eats roots, shoots and leaves. I guess that's the price you lot pay for wanting to hang around!

    Cheers
    Tikki
    Last edited by RETIRED; 18th July 2005 at 10:34 PM. Reason: Fixed punctuation.:)
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  6. 18th July 2005, 09:47 PM #5
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    My swmbo read this and said to me " aren't other men like that"
    If it goes against the grain, it's being rubbed the wrong way!
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  7. 19th July 2005, 09:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
    1. Show up naked

    2. Fix him something to eat.
    3. bring beer
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  8. 19th July 2005, 09:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    3. bring beer
    and
    4.leave him alone
    Last edited by Caliban; 19th July 2005 at 09:13 PM. Reason: forgot the number
    Cheers
    Jim

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  9. 19th July 2005, 09:29 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by hovo
    and
    4.leave him alone
    5. only enter the workshop when specifically invited, to help tail out on a big sawing or routing job, and even then she has to bring beer
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  10. 19th July 2005, 10:11 PM #9
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    Guys ... at this rate you'll have 56 reasons, and nothing left to whinge about

    Quote Originally Posted by hovo
    and
    4.leave him alone
    hovo, you should have been a wombat

    Cheers
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  11. 19th July 2005, 10:15 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki
    Guys ... at this rate you'll have 56 reasons, and nothing left to whinge about Tikki
    Thanks tikki, i didnt think we were that creative


    Doug
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