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  1. 22nd March 2008, 02:51 PM #1
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    Default parrot

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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    A carrot.
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  3. 22nd March 2008, 03:27 PM #2
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    hee hee, an oldy but a goody,

    this one's is even older

    what's brown and sticky??
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    a twig
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  4. 22nd March 2008, 03:59 PM #3
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    What is

    About six inches long, has a hole in one end and hair on the other end. It is sometimes red and hard and sometime has white stuff on it and is used for pushing in an out.
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    A tooth brush.
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  5. 23rd March 2008, 08:37 AM #4
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    What's got two legs, two wheels' two nuts
    under the ground and travells at 10 kph?

    A widow riding a bicycle.
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  6. 23rd March 2008, 09:06 AM #5
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    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?


    A. No idea


    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    A. Still no idea


    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genetalia?


    A. Still no F'n idea
    It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.
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