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    Default God rewards the Woodworker

    A woodworker in the USA had lived well all his life, and one day, as he was driving home from the hardwood store, the clouds parted and God appeared.

    "As a reward for a well-lived life," the Almighty said, " I will give you anything you wish."

    The woodworker thought about it for awhile and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying. Can you build me a bridge so I can drive there?"

    "Wow," God said. "That's a pretty big challenge... Is there something a little more manageable?" The woodworker thought a little longer, and then said, "Well, you could help me remember how to set up my dovetail jig so that I can come back to it in six months and still be able to use it."

    God thought about it for a few minutes, and said: "Two lanes or four lanes?"
    regards,

    Dengy

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    I have an incra, no miracles required....
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damian View Post
    I have an incra, no miracles required....
    Or better yet a saw and chisel.

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