Thread: golf injury

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell
to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down
to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm
a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position...still clasping his
hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants, and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?' 'Feels great,' he
replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'