Two blokes playing golf one day when they come up behind two ladies playing incredibly slow.
After a couple of holes one decides he will stroll down and ask if they can play through.
Gets half way down the fairway, turns and comes back.
Other fella says ###.
One is my wife and the other is my mistress.
OK says the other, I'll do it.
He gets half way down the fairway and also turns and comes back.
He looks at his mate and says........
SMALL WORLD.