Thread: Golfer's Error

I heard this last night. If it's been on here before, apologies.

A golfer tees off from the second tee one morning. Unfortunately, he's concentrated so hard on the shot and taken so long to make it that he's failed to see a woman crossing the fairway some distance ahead. He's so astonished, he freezes, watching as the ball makes a perfect curve and strikes her, knocking her to the ground, where she lies still.

He rings the clubhouse to ask them to get an ambulance. "Where did you hit her" he is asked.

"Between the First and Second holes," he replies.

"Doesn't leave much room for a bandage, does it?"

Ray